Well good. Strike one up to common decency.
Well how come it's on every stereo I ever had?
Hmmm. Maybe it's spelled with an "ie."
But that's where all that good tea comes from!
Don't tell the porn industry.
Even in art school.
The strongest word in American English. Totally unacceptable.
Don't tell Harry Belafonte.
Tell it to Homer Simpson.
Ok. Fair enough. But I had to try.
Eee-gads.
In NYC it is.
Except on Plochman Lane in Woodstock, NY.
Really?! Both of them?!
Is it just the plural form that's no good?
What about blowfish?
Sorry for you. 'Cause it's a word where I live.
Even in Arizona?
But ihop's an institution!
So what am I supposed to put on my baguette?
Even in Jamaica?
"I wanna go to Mi-a-meeeee!"
Right. Tell it to Yoda.
Where? Where is this not an acceptable word?
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Even in China?
Hmmm. Then how come it comes up in so many conversations with my guy friends?
What about mini-moog?
Ahh, kinda reminds us of Jesse Helms.
I suppose "dustbowl" won't work either.
Oh boy, now you're gonna get in trouble with the OB/GYNs.
Maybe the Russian version....
Well what do you call one who phones?
I suppose courvoisier is?
And what do you tell the girl scouts who are selling the most delicious cookie ever, the Samoa?
Snore.
Hmmm. All the online dictionaries list it.
Well, what about the plural form? No?
Sure seems like a word.
So what do you call an Italian mansion in Brooklyn?
